Friday, February 21, 2014

According to Gehrig

While being scolded for some particularly horrendous behavior at the dinner table-
"But, Mom, don't worry. Tomorrow I won't throw my placement. Otay?"

Out of nowhere-
Gehrig: "Mom, you should just go to PBS-dot-ord and do your essercizes."
Me: "Uh....ok?"

While playing with a toy baseball bat he got for Christmas 2012, but just found in a closet-
"Chet out my new, new, new, very new bat."

Every time I change him out of pajamas-
"But WHERE are we goin'??"

Every time I clean the house-
"Mom, who's comin' over?"

More of these gems here.

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