While being scolded for some particularly horrendous behavior at the dinner table-
"But, Mom, don't worry. Tomorrow I won't throw my placement. Otay?"
Out of nowhere-
Gehrig: "Mom, you should just go to PBS-dot-ord and do your essercizes."
While playing with a toy baseball bat he got for Christmas 2012, but just found in a closet-
"Chet out my new, new, new, very new bat."
Every time I change him out of pajamas-
"But WHERE are we goin'??"
Every time I clean the house-
"Mom, who's comin' over?"
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